"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"

The magic button that Makes Everything OK

try the quiet place

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

superlockthetardis:

can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts

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if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird

10knotes:

my dad just emailed me this picture saying ‘I thought you might like it’
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Yes, this pertains to every single one of my interests thank you

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

a ninja cat with a gun riding a unicorn breathing fire, in front of a pixelated rainbow and the castle from mario, while being photobombed by nyan cat in the corner.

yes this pertains to my interests

that poison?

nva:

THEY NEED TO MAKE A MUSICAL NOVEL.

LIKE YOU TURN THE PAGE AND IT PLAYS A SONG.

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR THIS.

THIS SHOULD BE A THING.

we have technology

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10knotes:

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metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

death-by-lulz:

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death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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