"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"

couragethecowardly-blog:

Mandark’s lab.

daddysfavorite-fallenangel:

kitkat808:

starkspangly:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class

death and dying class ????

When a small child says “I was there first”

sodamnrelatable:

BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST

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methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

marosaur:

illuminotus:

tessahighlander:

TRUTH

I’d love to see someone attempt to defend the clothing industry

oh jeez..


crawling my way to the end of this semester
crawling my way to the end of this semester

snorlaxatives:

my favorite mythical creature is nice people

katara:

imagine how hard the pokerap would be to do now 

look -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRM0-FT0tUA

A guide to US states and cities
New York City: tourists, gay, tourists, peanuts, FUCKING TOURISTS
Idaho: Potatoes
Michigan: that lake place
Florida: DISNEY WORLD and those other parks AND FACEEATERS
San Diego: gay, Princess Diaries, That's So Raven
Wisconsin: cheese
Montana and the Dakotas: population of cows exceeds that of humans
New Jersey: garden state my ass
Vermont: Canada on drugs
Dallas: stereotypical south
New Orleans: alcohol, fried donuts, jazz music (the place to be)
Philadelphia: Cream Cheese, beat anyone who calls it "the city," fair chance of being mugged
Oklahoma: why
Las Vegas: WHITE PEOPLE MAKING SHITTY DECISIONS
Los Angeles: traffic not worth the possibility of spying a celeb
Kentucky: not enjoyable at all, two stars would not recommend
Maine: how are you even a part of the US?
Chicago: everyone has a gun so don't piss us off
Minnesota: t-shirts and shorts when it's below zero
Texas: We are not cowboys go away
Pennsylvania: Hershey chocolate, no we're not all Amish, liberty bell, constitution, declaration of independence, will smith, ben franklin
Ohio: no one even lives here go somewhere else
Georgia: Peaches and dumb white people. don't even stop in the state for gas just keep going.
Indiana: corn
Kansas: absolutely nothing
Boston: sports fanatics, coffee addicts, Harvard university, kickstarted independence war. ask them to say "park the car in Harvard yard" they'll knock your teeth in with a barstool