SHUT YOUR TRAPS. You people bitch and moan about Barbie and every other goddamn doll day and night. Well, now someone decided to do something about the problem, based the doll off of average stats. AND YOU DON’T STOP BITCHING. NOTHING SATISFIES YOU.
"But a guy made the doll!"
TFB, you guys weren’t doing shit, you just sit on your asses and bitch. Good on him for doing something about it.
"But she’s white!"
And so were the first Barbies. And the first Polly Pockets. Fuck, even the first Monster High doll was basically white (mint green, w/e) As the line expands, so will she. Shut it.
"But her thighs don’t touch!"
You know how fucking hard it would be to dress a doll with legs that touch? Kids have a hard enough time dressing dolls by themselves as it is.
"I’m 19 and I don’t look like that so it’s wrong!"
He took the national average stats and build the dolls dimensions off of that. Congrats, you’re not the average.
"There’s no way he needs $95,000! He’s just pocketing the money!"
It’s fucking expensive to startup manufacturing on a totally new product. You clearly know nothing about it.
"She’s so boring!"
We don’t know anything about her. We have seen one video introducing the DOLL, not her packaged personality like Barbie. She’s still in production. Not to mention: Kids decide what a doll becomes! I brought a Barbie to a six year old, and they decided she was a flying robot that could turn into an airplane.
"She has a flat stomach!"
The flat stomach is part of the 3D rendering, we have not seen the actual doll yet. Calm your tits.
I can’t continue with this, but there are my answers to some of your idiotic questions. I can’t keep answering them, y’all need some help.
found this gem in my sister’s old yearbook omg
the worst things to ever happen to fashion:
- fake pockets
- making every single shirt see through
- seriously why does it have to be see through
- what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
- it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
- and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue
I haven’t seen this around tumblr just yet, so I wanted to put my own word out about it.
This is a fashion doll created by an illustrator that has been modeled to the standard proportions of the average 19 year old girl. She’s healthy, sporty, wears natural makeup, and GOSH DARNIT LOOK HOW POSABLE SHE’LL BE.
The project is technically fully funded now, but the more support and preorders it gets, the more influential it will be. My mom just got one for the sole purpose of keeping in the box, because best case scenario, these things become the next barbie and they’re worth big bucks later on; worst case scenario, she helped support an artist with a good cause.
Preorders aren’t outrageous at all. $25 for a first-edition doll that will NOT be sold in retail stores. Please spread the word and help get this doll known!
wtf is up with chile look at it
that’s no way to run a country
that’s not a country that’s a conga line
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like
I don’t understand the hype about the necessity to always have the latest pair of Jordans. Yes, they are nice sneakers. I own a pair myself, but never would I ever camp out overnight, wait in an extremely long line all day or pay an arm and a leg for a pair of sneakers that will barely be worn.
when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us
i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days
wait it doesn’t end there
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
you mean to tell me
that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB
AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS
I love this flab of fat on my belly