The magic button that Makes Everything OK
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts
if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird
my dad just emailed me this picture saying ‘I thought you might like it’
Yes, this pertains to every single one of my interests thank you
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a ninja cat with a gun riding a unicorn breathing fire, in front of a pixelated rainbow and the castle from mario, while being photobombed by nyan cat in the corner.
yes this pertains to my interests
THEY NEED TO MAKE A MUSICAL NOVEL.
LIKE YOU TURN THE PAGE AND IT PLAYS A SONG.
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY FOR THIS.
THIS SHOULD BE A THING.
we have technology
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US