daily reminder not to reblog missing people posts unless you actually know who the person in the photo is and that they really are missing, there are shitheads out there who look for people hiding from them. an abusive husband found his wife and child through such a post. they were under protected identity but he found them through a missing person post online.
holy shit noted
my freshman year i expected to get w a boy so i decided to shave my butt but i couldnt see so i ended up cutting the inside of my buttcheeks and after i got out of the shower my buttcheeks scabbed together and i couldnt poop until i tore them apart
people on the internet are so great….we all just seem to click
Then he got an idea.
An awful idea.
The Grinch got a wonderful awful idea.
Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing.
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY CRAP
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy